She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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