about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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