i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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