Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
