not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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