But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize