And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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