D3 body, D1 cock
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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