windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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