I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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