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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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