apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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