maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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