Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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