in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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