He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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