Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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