You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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