Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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