Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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