I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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