I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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