of course. lets lasso hookers.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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