My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The maid of honor just puked.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
There r osticjed everywhere
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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