i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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