you guys were way drunker than both of me
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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