i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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