The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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