I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
But break dance skills will only take you so far
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Randomize
