OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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