Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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