Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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