Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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