Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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