that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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