Me too!
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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