do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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