If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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