Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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