What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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