either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Drunk walkin through police station. America
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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