I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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