But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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