dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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