I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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