she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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