i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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