Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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