So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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