My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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