You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
can u get pink eye on your cock?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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