i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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