Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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