Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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