I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
