awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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