Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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