HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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